Crunchy cookie. Sharp message. Inside each one is not a fortune, but a misfortune: blunt, sarcastic, and darkly funny truths printed on slips of paper.

Each box contains 15 cookies, individually wrapped. Baked with the same simple ingredients as classic fortune cookies—flour, sugar, vanilla, and a pinch of irony.

Net Weight: ~6 oz (170 g)
Ingredients: Wheat flour, sugar, water, canola oil, vanilla extract, soy lecithin, salt. Contains wheat and soy.

Good for parties, bad for your self-esteem.